Posted 7 minutes ago


just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

Posted 21 minutes ago
Posted 21 minutes ago


I will leave scratches on your back and bruises on your heart 

Posted 24 minutes ago


Number one reason to get a job:

  1. Concert tickets and band shirts
Posted 26 minutes ago
  1. YOLO: you only live online
Posted 30 minutes ago
  1. Friend: *sneezes*
  2. Me: Bless you
  3. Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  4. Me: chill
Posted 30 minutes ago


I stopped trusting people’s words a long time ago. I don’t know why I trust yours though. 

Posted 31 minutes ago

(Source: fraxtil)

Posted 33 minutes ago


Since you can apparently see someone without actually “seeing” them, I would like to announce that I am seeing Louis Tomlinson.

Posted 35 minutes ago


you might be seeing him, but is he seeing you